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July 11, 2008

Fact vs. Fantasy

Dr. Politeness Person has developed a quantum leap in respect for the Rev. Jesse Jackson, while simultaneously has developed further contempt for the Rev. Al Sharpton. The precipitating event was the open mic at a Fox Channel debate where Jesse expressed his disgust with Sen. Barrack Hussein Obama. Jackson’s golden (perhaps ebony words) were “talking down to black people. I’d like to cut his nuts off”, and he was referring to the Second Coming this time in the person of Rocking Barack Obama. Wunderbar!

And then to make this even more delirious, that incredible posturing fool, Sharpie Al Sharpton waddled self-importantly onto the scene to correct the indiscretions of Jesse. Dr. Politeness Person began to giggle with delight. This is the same Sharpton who fabricated the myth of a black girl in upper New York State, Tawana Browley was the name given to this fairy tale princess, who was brutally abused by the savage police, white police it goes without saying. Subsequently no Tawana Browley and no such episode was ever identified. And there was never an apology from this porcine fabricator! No explanation and, of course, no questions were asked by our supine media. Supine, that is, in the face of that most gigantic of political correctness monsters, Blackness!

But it wasn’t always so. Dr. Politeness Person recalls that black society lived a parallel, though different and, yes, less affluent lives than white society. This changed and not for the better in the 1960’s with the advent of that tragedy, the Great Society. Dr. Politeness Person urges everyone to recall or discover that celebrated calamity. What the Great Society actually meant was welfare. With capital letters. Guaranteed monthly cash from Uncle Sam made a provider, a breadwinner, i.e. a husband, superfluous. Bang! There goes the back family. Young black girls were thrilled to find that if they used a black male to get preggers, they could leave school, make a sort of home, raise the baby (and if more babies arrived, so did more money).

Dr. Politeness Person listens now to pontificating fools call for “closing the gap” between white and black societies. There was always one and always will be a gap. It’s called I.Q. but when there was goodwill the gap was accepted and ridden past. It wasn’t important. Charity and goodwill make a great society. Or better they make a good society. Dr. Politeness can almost smile at the thought of a future God-fearing society.

Dr. Politeness Person is sorry about that gap in IQ’s but in a very important book, The Bell Curve, it’s simply explained. White folks are just smarter on average than are our black brethren. Before Dr. Politeness Person feels gifted, he realizes that the average slant-eyes (oriental) is smarter than the average honky (white guy). But then Dr. Politeness Person’s wife is smarter than he is but he can eat more. It evens out.